Being disgusting now North London's preferred form of contraception.

Being disgusting is now North London's preferred form of contraception, studies have revealed.

With the recession still raging on like a libidinous orangatan, many Londoners are finding it increasingly hard to justify spending their crack and cider money on prophylactics.

London based lothario Gary Battle said yesterday, "If you dont get laid in the first place then you don't need fucking condoms do you? Genius"

"Sex is really easy to avoid if you look a fucking state, dont wash for days on end and flatly refuse to brush your teeth for anyone. By repelling the opposite sex with a heroic lack of personal hygiene I've found that i can basically cut out the middle man, contraception-wise."

Ross O'Toole from the Contraception Research Committee said "While i understand the logic of making yourself so physically despicable that sex is out the question, it's really no substitute for actually protecting yourself"

"However, if it comes down to a packet of fags or a packet of johnnies, im not going to tell you which way to go.

He added, "Puff away stinky, what the fuck do i care?"