Hot on the tails of his plans to publish "The Daily" a newspaper exclusively for the iPad, Rupert Murdoch today unveiled plans to pipe hot, steaming lies directly into the frontal lobes of Britain’s morons.
The plan, tentatively named ‘Operation Horror’ will go live later this year and promises to feature all the usual filth you’ve come to expect from News International, but without any of that unpalatable reading that makes it so inaccessible.
A spokesman for News International said earlier today, “We’re not sure exactly what Murdoch’s up to with this one.
“After Myspace you’d have thought that maybe he would have toned down his insistence on trying forays into new media without listening to common sense or, well… you know. His advisers.
“The problem, as we’ve become fiercely aware is that the man has just become too powerful to listen.
“Between you and me, I think he’s been eating the brains of the smaller editors in the organisation. It may well be that all this brain-eating he’s been getting up to is leading to him absorbing their powers, in a fashion similar to Magneto in X-Men.
“One of the rumours flying around the organisation at the moment is that that’s the reason behind his apparent affection for Rebekah Brooks”
“It may seem crazy at first but think about it. Why else would he be so keen on such an obviously horrible woman?”
He added. “ugh”
Operation Horror is pencilled in for a release in August.
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