Arming despotic rulers with billions of pounds worth of military armaments, knowing fully well that it will be used by the police to crush internal dissent is still the best way to ensure freedom abroad, a spokesman for the US Defence Department said yesterday.
“Despite the horrific scenes in Cairo apparently proving that this sort of mentality generally leads to mass brutality, atrocities and hellish fury, the US Government remains committed to the arming of allied states.” said the spokesman.
“After all, without basic small armaments, tear gas and giant man traps how on earth are you supposed to police peacefull protests?”
He added, “You’ll thank us later Egypt.”
Meanwhile, with the streets of Cairo apparently escalating towards some sort of murderous rampage, many onlookers were starting to question the efficacy of America’s insistence on arming literally anyone who said they hated Palestine.
A spokesman for the anti-Mubarak movement was unavailable for comment. Mainly because of the sheer amount of brain falling out of his skull.
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