A local man decided earlier this week that another drink was absolutely definitely a good idea, despite all evidence to the contrary.
At 10 o clock on wednesday, Omar Merouan of Manor House decide that a sixth vodka and coke was defintiely the way to go, despite completely losing all faculties of sight, balance and lucidity.
The drink, he decided, would probably "sort him right out" and, incredibly, might even sober him up.
The phenomena of more alchohol making you less drunk is relatively rare, although there are reports of particularly industrious Russians drinking enough vodka to make them think that they are capable of driving HGV lorries, with hilarious consequences.
Merouan, who insists he does not have a drinking problem, in fact drank at least another 3 drinks before throwing sticky vomit all over his face and bellowing semi-coherent abuse at literally anyone he saw.
The night ended in spectacular fashion with the alchohol crazed lunatic threatening to "fight anyone" before curling up in the foetal position on his friend's floor.
His friend, who cannot be named for legal resons, was furious.
"I was trying to have sex with my girlfirend and suddenly he marched in mumbling something about 'motherfuckers' and 'puching that guy in the face' before collapsing on the floor and snoring loudly.
"Needless to say, sex was out the question."
Rumours abouund that Omar is set to repeat the performance later tonight.
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