Friday 24 September 2010

Winehouse's house 'defintely not a crack den'.


Amy Winehouse is absolutely not the proprietor of a sleazy crack den, sources close to the star have insisted.

The slowly rotting singer has batted off accusations of drug fiendery all week following reports that london's favourite wastrell Pete Doherty is to move into her london hovel. Presumably to freebase Sudafed and crack out of cans of White Ace.

"Amy's clean" said a pal of the singer. "and so is Doherty for that matter, I dont care what you think you saw last night outside the Hawley Arms. Doherty's off the crack"

Meanwhile, Mark Ronson is reportedly still chuckling quietly to himself after Winehouse's claim last week that she had a modicum of creative input into her 2008 album 'Back to Black'.

Ronson has tried all manner of sombre activites to stem the uncontrable laughter following the hilarious claims.

A friend of the producer said yesterday, "Someone needs to get round his house and kill his pets or something. If he keeps this level of luaghter up he's going to do himself a mischief."

"Apparently constant laughter can give you an aneurism. Right?"

Amy Winehouse was unavailable for comment.

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