Julian Assange to release range of cosmetic products.

Wikileaks founder Julian Assange is to release a range of cosmetics based loosely around his experiences in the world of political dilly-dallying.

In a dramatic shift away from his current position as pariah enemy of the American people, the controversial Australian looks set to wow the cosmetics world with a range of toiletries pencilled in for release through anarchist bookshops throughout Europe.

With products such as ‘Military Leak Eau De Toilette’, ‘American PigDog Room fragrance’ and ‘Power Abuse Talc’ the range looks set to satisfy both the notoriously unwashed conspiracy theorist community and the typically fancy modern ‘metrosexual’ demographic.

A source close to the maverick journalist said yesterday, ‘Julian’s really struggling to come up with money ideas these days. Ever since the American Government started plotting to do him over he’s been increasingly worried about his dwindling cashflow.

‘Poorly constructed condoms don’t come cheap and he seems to be going through about 20 a day at the moment. Toiletries, for some fucking reason, seemed to be the only feasible option.’

‘I tried to tell him to just sticking to releasing his book and whatnot but he was all like ‘Nah man, toiletries are the way forward. I want my minions to be smelling sweet fam, ya get me?’

He added, gazing wistfully into the horizon, ‘And he used to be such a nice boy…’

One man who reportedly won’t be buying the range, which is rumoured to include a ‘military industrial complex bath bomb’ is Senator Joe Lieberman, the American Independent Politician who has been rasping himself hoarse baying for Assanges blood in recent weeks.

The Senator for Connecticut is said to be releasing his own range of cosmetic products modeled around the loose concepts of conformity, fear and smelling a bit like a builder in a bizarre tit-for tat move that has surprised literally no-one close to the notoriously unhinged 68 old.

‘Lieberman’s always getting his back up like this’, said a pal of the venerable statesman.

‘Last week his postman forgot to lift that little flag on his mailbox and he ran out into the street, quick as a whip, threatening to lift the poor bastard’s scalp in retaliation’

‘The general consensus around Washington these days is that he’s fucking lost it’

The ‘Laboratoires Assange For Men’ range is set to hit the shops later this year, provided of course that Mr. Assange doesn’t have an unexplained unfortunate accident of some sort in the coming weeks.