Flaming lips front-man and potential missing link candidate Wayne Coyne is apparently more bored then ever, according to friends of the singer. The news follows the completely unnecessary yet not entirely unappealing posting of pictures of his wife's arse on twitter.
Coyne has reputedly lost interest in all the usual methods he utilises to kill boredom.
Friends have reported that his usual hobbies of “Ludo, jigsaw puzzles and chasing racoons around his tour-bus with a sock-full of pennies, liberally smashing their brains open while yelling 'Jehovah'” simply don't do it for the acid infested lunatic anymore.
It is therefore, they say, no surprise that he has resorted to exploiting his wife's arse for a few cheap thrills in lieau of any other distractions from the mind-numbing mundanity of being in a frankly mediocre band.
A friend of Coyne said yesterday, “look, it was either his wife's arse or Coyne's own crinkled old ball-sack. Frankly I think we did a blinder convincing him against the latter.
“I know his missus aint got the most tasty behind in the world but lets face it, we'd all rather see that than Coyne's warty old scrotum wouldn't we?”
Mrs Coyne was unavailable for comment, although a source close to worried wag said she was “just glad he hadn't gone back to killing people.”
Flaming lips will, inexplicably, be playing all manner of concerts throughout the world for fuck knows how long.
Tickets are available from all reputable tramps.
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